DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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