Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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