Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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