Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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