sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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