she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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