So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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