Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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