oh god the rape fog is back!
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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