so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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