i barfeds in our rink
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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