Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
