Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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