He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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