I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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