your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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