I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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