Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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