He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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