Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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