Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
this will be a night to untag.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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