He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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