I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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