My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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