I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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