Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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