So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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