Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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