thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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