I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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