it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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