All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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