She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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