Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry SantaMonica84 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(830): View more from Texas

I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.

Fav 33 1239 767
share tweet
(804): View more from Virginia

Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...

Fav 5 1251 760
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.

Fav 45 5416 1299
share tweet
(360): View more from Washington

While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.

Fav 16 6839 1100
share tweet
(512): View more from Texas

I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on

Fav 12 5312 1726
share tweet
(435): View more from Utah

He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.

Fav 7 2803 1241
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(502): View more from Kentucky

We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.

Fav 3 2381 795
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(301): View more from Maryland

she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.

Fav 4 1202 495
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(602): View more from Arizona

Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.

Fav 0 14 63
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT