The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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