I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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