ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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