That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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