We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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