She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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