Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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