ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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