Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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