The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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