Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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