he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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