what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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