I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Is that strawberry winking at me??
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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