Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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