everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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