Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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