Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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