This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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