I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Randomize
