wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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